Cupboards
Almost getting there. I dropped off the new fridge at my condo yesterday, so that means the cabinets that Garett built will be going in soon and I'll have one more item off my plate. And so will he.
Still feeling sick, though I slept through the night the last two nights. That's a start. My friend suggested I name my bug. She called hers Gupta, so I will too. Be gone, Gupta! Be gone!
I thought I'd go home to sleep early tonight but watched an indie flick instead called Motorcycle. They showed it in the park across the street from me under the stars. Pretty low key.
I am hungry, but couldn't eat.
When I was driving home from Armonk tonight I realized that you could get away with substituting the word "farting" with "foreign" if you said it semi-under-your-breath as in, "Is she a farting exchange student?" Or, "I read his by-line in Farting Affairs."
Try it. You'll see.
Still feeling sick, though I slept through the night the last two nights. That's a start. My friend suggested I name my bug. She called hers Gupta, so I will too. Be gone, Gupta! Be gone!
I thought I'd go home to sleep early tonight but watched an indie flick instead called Motorcycle. They showed it in the park across the street from me under the stars. Pretty low key.
I am hungry, but couldn't eat.
When I was driving home from Armonk tonight I realized that you could get away with substituting the word "farting" with "foreign" if you said it semi-under-your-breath as in, "Is she a farting exchange student?" Or, "I read his by-line in Farting Affairs."
Try it. You'll see.
posted by Ethan at 11:36 PM
4 Comments:
Let me help you. Be gone, Gupta! Gone, I say!
The power of Jill compels you!
...did it work?
Can you put some in a tupperware container and share, please? I'm looking for a quick fix weight loss program.
You need to cleanse your system by drinking green tea (hot) for two straight days. You are allowed occasional snacks of saltine crackers and peanut butter.
You rock! Thanks for the tips.
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