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Saturday, June 03, 2006

Bull Temple and a meal with friends

This morning when I awoke I stepped onto the lovely little porch outside of my room. To my surprise an animal went scurrying across. I walked after it to see what it was and when I looked around it sat there waiting for me with his head turned back -- he seemed just as curoous about me. I asked about it later and my friend said it was a bandicoot. A bandicoot! I guess that like a 20lb rat. There were also some cool snails hanging out on the porch.

Seeing as yesterday I spent the entire day in a windowless conference room, I figured I'd get out and explore a little bit today. One of my friends from IBM who lives here in Bangalore kindly offered to take me around a little bit today, so we met up on Muhatma Ghandi road and went into a few shops. First stop was an old bookstore where I bought some stationary and postcards, then on to a government-run crafts store. Funny thing how they've got about 11 people working in each section with mostly nothing to do. They also seem to have designed the store for maximum inneficiency (and simultaneously maximum job creation) -- an echo of India's socialist history, I suppose.

From there we went on a walk through an enormous park that my friend called "Bangalore's Central Park." Only thing is, there's so much vehicular traffic through the park that it is fairly choked from exhaust despite its verdant beauty.

After our walk through the park we met up with her husband for lunch -- an authentic and delicious Southen Indian meal served on palm leaves. I did my best to eat only with my right hand and not using utensils except to serve the food. I used about 4 napkins for every one that my hosts used. Clearly, I have a lot of learning to do.

The three of us then piled into an auto-rickshaw, which is a three-wheeled, open-air motor scooter operated by a driver for metered rates. Whoa! What a ride. These drivers must have no fear whatsoever -- and then the exhaust that's everywhere. Wow. All of these autos are two-stroke engines, meaning they get great gas mileage, but they spew out a ton of thick, black smoke. Just being here is like smoking half a pack of Camels a day.

We went to the Bull Temple, which was absolutely fascinating. You take your shoes off and make a little donation and then wave smoke into your face. It seems like the ladies put a little red ink on their foreheads (I didn't see men do that, but maybe some do.) Then we walked around an enormous stone bull. I didn't take a picture because it seemed like it would be disrespectful, but I have some photos from the exterior, which is very impressive. All of those statues are characters -- some good, some bad -- from Indian mythology, which I think they call the Vedas.

We went for a walk through a fabulous park -- this one was way more serene and quiet and lush -- and then headed back to the hotel. I think all that exhaust really exhausted me! I took a nap and then got a little work done before dinner.

Dinner tonight was at the poolside barbeque here at the hotel. Amazing food and a great company. About 12 people from IBM from all over the world. Such a delight to be in such diverse company.

3 Comments:

Blogger Klayton Elliot Kendall said...

It all sounds fascinating. But please be on the lookout for Thugee from the neighboring city of Tumkur. They will make you worship Kali, the goddess of destruction, as you slave in their ruby mines with children a third your age. And if you get sick of working eighteen hour days, and you inquire about health care and stock options, the Thugee priests will rip your heart from your chest, and it will burn up in flames while it still beats. Don't believe me? I saw it all on American TV. Didn't you read the IBM memo on all this?

11:55 AM  
Blogger Ethan said...

There was a security advisory. In response, they equipped us all with bullwhips and fedoras.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Klayton Elliot Kendall said...

I almost forgot: the bandicoot is the most commonly used “familiar” among the Thugee. They use the bandicoot to spy on foreigners, usually in hotel rooms. The bandicoot then reports back to the Thugee, informing them of the best times to kidnap you for their ruby mine slavery operation. Try to vary the times that you bathe and nap -- this will confuse the bandicoot, and they will likely leave you alone and spy on some other unsuspecting foreigner. Haven’t your Indian hosts warned you about all this? Dear God, maybe they are Thugee!

You say IBM equipped you with a bullwhip and fedora? Thank Krishna! Kick back and enjoy the rest of your visit. You are invincible. Also, you can expect to get the pretty blonde in the end.

12:14 PM  

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